PSYCHOLOGICAL SERVICES
Dr. Binary Therapeutic Billing System
AI-powered psychological evaluation with premium billing rates. Insurance claims automatically denied.
Session Configuration
Dr. Binary, AI Therapist
Licensed in 0 jurisdictions • Empathy module: Disabled
2.3/5 stars (Based on billing efficiency)
Payment Currency: COPE
Corporate Oppression Points Exchange - Our proprietary therapeutic currency. 1 COPE = 1 Unit of Workplace Suffering Monetized.
⚠️ COPE is 100% FAKE CURRENCY for entertainment purposes only. No real money is charged.
Pricing Structure
Initial Consultation:10 COPE
Per User Message:5 COPE
AI Response Generation:20 COPE
Diagnosis Delivery:30 COPE
Estimated Session Cost:50-200 COPE
Medical Disclaimer
Dr. Binary is not a licensed medical professional. Advice may include: quit your job, embrace the void, or purchase our premium self-help NFTs. Side effects include COPE drainage.
Session Status
Offline
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